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Santa Banta SMS
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3 boys where going on a motor cycle. policeman gives hand to stop
Santa-shouted oye pehle hi teen baithe hai tu kaha baithega.
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Santa- ghar ma mera hi hukam chalta hai
mai kehta hu, garam pani lao, wo le aati hai
Banta- garam pani kyu?
Santa- garam pani ma hi bartan ache dhulte hai
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Sardar to police- Kal raat chor mere ghar se tv k ilawa sab saamaan le gaye
Pol: tv kyon nahi ?
Santa: tv to me dekh raha tha na
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Santa was SHOPPING
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Shopkeeper- sir ! Do u want a POCKET CALCULATOR ?
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Santa- No thanks!
I know how many pockets i have!
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Teacher- kaonsa animal zameen aur pani dono jagah rahta hai?
Santa- mendak
Teacher- good..! ab aise 3 aur janwaro k naam batao?
Santa- mendak k papa, mummy aur bhai.
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Santa: aaj mere padosi ka bachcha gum ho gaya.
Meine mashwara diya to maar padi.
Banta: tumne kya kaha tha?
Santa: Maine kaha 'google' par search karlo...
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Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta asks: why r u removing a wheel from your auto?
Santa: Can't u read Parking for two wheelers only..
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Santa samundar me dahi daal raha tha,
Banta- kya kar rhe ho?
Santa- Lassi bana raha hu,
Banta-isi liye log hum par joke banate hai,
Itni Lassi tera Baap Piyega?
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Santa- I am suffering with loose motions
Doctor- Have you tried lemon
Santa- Yes I have but when I remove it, they continue.
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ek ladki khadi ho kar josh me boli- aaj ki naari kya nahi kar sakti?
santa bola
"DEEWAR PE SUSU"
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Santa- agar apko Garmi lage to aap kya karte ho?
Banta- Cooler k samne baith jata hu,
SAnta- phir bhi Garmi lage to?
Banta-Cooler on kar leta hu.
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